In general, its nobody's fault how they feel. I wish this book was more realistic who talks to their nipples. But yeah, i throw that fucker around liberally.ġ.0 out of 5 stars Unfortunate Read, 29 Nov. the word 'fuck' is actually the most effective word in the English language being a noun, adjective, adverb, and verb (transitive and intransitive, active and passive). if the author would write a version with less swearing then i would give it another go 2014Īfter reading 14% found the ineffective and repetitive use of the f word just too annoying. Masturbation euphemisms are welcomedġ.0 out of 5 stars got bored of the f# swearing, 7 Dec. Rubbish.Should have spent the time polishing the soles of my shoes. Doesn't really deserve one star!ġ.0 out of 5 stars Not an enjoyable read., 4 Dec. 2015īadly written, this is just a book with the same title as the film based on a book. Must exercise restraint.ġ.0 out of 5 stars Talking nipples, 24 Mar. Must resist temptation to make penis joke. Three phallic symbols in one appellation. Amazon is the only book retailer that allows full refunds on all eBook purchases unquestioned within 7 days of purchase. Got fooled into buying this thinking it was the book of the film.
It's philosophy, probably.ġ.0 out of 5 stars Very disappointed. I swear it was all in the name of science, the fiction kind. ** side note, the second page may or may not incite a detailed account of fellatio and anal sex with one or two or 90's televisions most beloved talkshow hosts. Should have been more careful before purchase! Started this book and it was so nasty, I deleted it straight away. Not the correct TIme Traveler's Wife I was looking for. When I saw it was written by somebody else, I didn't bother. I only got this because I thought it was the book I had loved by A. I REALLY wish there was a rating or something to give you a heads up that it's not for everyone. Instead, it was a terribly confusing story that was filthy. When I got this book free I thought it would be some tragically romantic story that I would love. I was expecting to read about time travel.not talking nipples that get milked everyday. You, right now, might very well be watsing your time reading these reviews. Wish I had read the other negative review first & saved myself a bit of time. I am thinking of naming my next novel "New York Times Best Seller" How does the author get away with ripping off the title of a best seller!
This did not fare well with some readers.įree and not worth the price. *** side note, a philosophizing nipple makes a dramatic entrance somewhere around 40% through the book. Perhaps this book appeals to some people, but I couldn't go past 41%, I guess a whole chapter of dialog between the main character and his right nipple is not really for me. Really starting to be ashamed of my book choices like seriously 48% through and cannot go on because a man talking to his nipple does not appeal to me in the slightest So next time someone offends you, do the right thing - say thank you. For this well, being offended only reminds ones how true their ideals actually are, in the same way tragedy brings out the goodness and giving nature of humanity (before they coil back to being pushy assholes), so too does offense awaken us to the believes and truths that we so often take for granted in our absent minded approach to living. It was like a visual enema, so i get the genuine frustration. I actually caught some of the movie on Netflix.
So as irony would have it, my book became a best seller because it was confused for a best seller. Turns out, there is another book of the same title. So what happened with this book? How the hell did it become a best seller on both Amazon US and UK, and stay at number 1 in Sci-Fi Romance Sci-Fi Time Travel, and number 8 in Sci-Fi for over 4 weeks? How the hell did it almost beat out George RR Martin? And how on earth did it manage to outsell such classic Sci-Fi Romance novels as "Probed: Sizzling Alien Tentacle Sex" Polemic Pandemic - The Accidental Best Seller
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